Frequently asked questions
What is zombie clock?
Zombie clock is a visual representation of a vast network of supercomputers spanning several countries and managed by our team of expert scientists. The clock is designed to predict the zombie doomsday to a high degree of accuracy. It is obvious to all educated individuals that the zombie apocalypse is a foregone conclusion (why else would there be so many awesome TV shows about it?). The zombie clocks predicts when this is most likely to happen as well as the most likely cause.
Zombie clock works by taking some seemingly random questions from a sample of the general public. This is then compared against our vast databanks of scientific knowledge in order to accurately predict the zombie doomsday.
If you have not taken the test, take it now. Our scientists need as much data as possible to do their science properly.
How accurate is zombie clock?
The zombie clock algorithm is currently 96.34%* accurate. We hope to upgrade to high tech quantum “thingymagig” computers within the next 3 months, this should push accuracy up to around 98%*.
*Guesstimate
What is a zombie?
Good question! Basically a zombie seems to be an animated corpse that for some reason just won’t stay dead. They tend to shamble around moaning a lot. A few zombie types seem to be able to run but for the majority all they seem to be able to manage is a slow walk. Zombies typically seem to want to feast on human brains for some reason. Our scientists are still working on why. Our working hypothesis is that human brains are really tasty. We are currently recruiting for a volunteer and a skilled chef to be able to test this theory. Contact us if interested.
Zombies come in a variety of flavours, from your garden variety “resurrected from the grave by a dark ritual” zombie to your more contemporary “viral cannibal outbreak” zombie. We are currently trying to map all zombie types but regardless of the type all zombies have the following in common:
- They are dead
- They smell REALLY bad
- They are very hungry
- They are quite pissed off (probably due to the above)
I dont believe in zombies, what do you think to that?
Sir, you are a fool. If I was less of a gentleman I would slap you with my glove and invite you to a round of fisticuffs. If zombies are not real, why would this website exist? Exactly. Now hang your head in shame sir.
Who are you people??
We are a shadowy organisation of scientists whose sole goal is predicting the apocalypse so you don’t have to. We dont want you to waste your valuable time worrying about the zombie apocalypse. That’s why we are giving you an accurate date of when doomsday is going to happen so you can put your mind at rest.
What should i do when the zombie apocalypse happens?
Now that is a good question. Unfortunately we only predict the zombie apocalypse, we are not experts in what to do in the case of an apocalypse. We will work on this though and try to give you some tips. For the time being we suggest the following (in order):
- Scream loudly
- Drink plenty of water
- Duck and cover
- Assume the recovery position
- Considering activating a fire alarm (but only if it is safe and legal to do so)
- Try to avoid any zombies you may see
